Getting hit on by guys from my roommate’s town that I’ve never met.

What the actual fuck, I don’t even get hit on by guys in my own town. 

SO fucking pissed and I can’t even talk about it on here because I can’t keep track of who follows me that I know IRL. 

And now her fucking laptop is sitting here in my room making noise and I don’t know where the hell she went. 

Sorry. I’m so livid right now.

Okay, don’t come in my room to do your homework and then start talking on the phone when I’m trying to write a fucking 8 page paper. 

This is definitely the second time I posted this. Shows how often this sort of shit happens.

Please don’t come in my room while I’m doing homework to avoid being distracted by YOUR roommates and start talking on the phone.

OKAY, BITCHES. IF YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE SEX IN THE SHOWER, AT LEAST DO IT IN THE CRAPPY SHOWER. 

Fucking hell. This is an all-girls dorm and the showers are small as fuck and that’s so disgusting.

My friend may or may not have locked them out of the girl’s room.

Oops.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight, the obvious winner 

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please send this to all harry potter fans to enlighten them

Wow, this is so true. It has totally changed my perspective on the definition of good literature and I am embarrassed to have considered myself a Harry Potter fan all these years when obviously, the real talent lies in Twilight. Consider me enlightened.

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